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 15:20| BramP>it’s a lie
15:20| BramP>my website is a hoax
You’ll have to click read more to get the scoop. Just in case you don’t know what site we’re talking about.. well it’s this one
Yes, that’s the story today. It has been verified, and only moderately exagerrated. What was long believed to be entirely fabricated turned out in a curious form of events to be absolutely true. True that it was false that is. Or falsely true. Actually no, honestly untrue, but still only completely fake. It was the realization of this rather unremarkable bit of pseudo-news that caused the walls of more than one fictional world to come crashing down. In fact, the borders of certain undisclosed nations actually fell, were resurrected, and then fell a second time to fully emphasize how little the news effected them. We can only hope that this minor outbreak of sudden false honesty is not contagious. It could mean the single greatest tragedy that never happened since that brief period where the table of elements decided to rearrange itself alphabetically and change characteristics accordingly. This is one reporter who will never get the taste of that day out of his mouth.
As a side note to this story, steps are already being taken to insure that the fakeness to truth ratio is never jeopardized again. As such a new law has been created which clearly states: “Everything Bram says is a lie. Unless he is honestly lying. In that case only a true lie will be accepted as honestly true. Whereas all other false lies will then be delegated the category of completely true. Which of couse means that at any given time he is always telling the truth. Therefore he is honestly lying.”
We hope this clears up any confusion.
Note: [Wafel]: Don’t you just love how stranger can make any subject come across straight-forward and lucid!?
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