Yup, it’s that time again. A time that no one hardly ever notices but still. Today the 2004 Amnesty Report was released.

Not such a big deal you might say, but really, you’re wrong. These reports summarize _all_ noticed violations.

So… if you really want to find out what unlawfull detention, unfair trials and abuses were caused by the war on terror.. Or if you want to verify that a weak UN is bad for the world… take a look! Click read more for the official announcement.

From the AI website:

Huge challenges confronted the international human rights movement in 2003. The UN faced a crisis of legitimacy and credibility because of the US-led war on Iraq and the organization’s inability to hold states to account for gross human rights violations. International human rights standards continued to be flouted in the name of the “war on terror”, resulting in thousands of women and men suffering unlawful detention, unfair trial and torture – often solely because of their ethnic or religious background. Around the world, more than a billion people’s lives were ruined by extreme poverty and social injustice while governments continued to spend freely on arms.

This Amnesty International Report reflects those challenges. It documents the human rights situation in 155 countries and territories in 2003, and summarizes regional trends. It reports on areas of work being prioritized and developed by Amnesty International — such as violence against women; economic, social and cultural rights; and justice for refugees and migrants – and celebrates the achievements of activists in these and other areas.

In a dangerous and divided world, it is more important than ever that the global human rights movement remains strong, relevant and vibrant. Through its members and allies, Amnesty International remains committed to revitalizing the vision of human rights as a powerful tool for achieving justice for all.

15:20| BramP>it’s a lie
15:20| BramP>my website is a hoax

You’ll have to click read more to get the scoop. Just in case you don’t know what site we’re talking about.. well it’s this one

Yes, that’s the story today. It has been verified, and only moderately exagerrated. What was long believed to be entirely fabricated turned out in a curious form of events to be absolutely true. True that it was false that is. Or falsely true. Actually no, honestly untrue, but still only completely fake. It was the realization of this rather unremarkable bit of pseudo-news that caused the walls of more than one fictional world to come crashing down. In fact, the borders of certain undisclosed nations actually fell, were resurrected, and then fell a second time to fully emphasize how little the news effected them. We can only hope that this minor outbreak of sudden false honesty is not contagious. It could mean the single greatest tragedy that never happened since that brief period where the table of elements decided to rearrange itself alphabetically and change characteristics accordingly. This is one reporter who will never get the taste of that day out of his mouth.

As a side note to this story, steps are already being taken to insure that the fakeness to truth ratio is never jeopardized again. As such a new law has been created which clearly states: “Everything Bram says is a lie. Unless he is honestly lying. In that case only a true lie will be accepted as honestly true. Whereas all other false lies will then be delegated the category of completely true. Which of couse means that at any given time he is always telling the truth. Therefore he is honestly lying.”

We hope this clears up any confusion.

Note: [Wafel]: Don’t you just love how stranger can make any subject come across straight-forward and lucid!?